DANCE FUCKER DANCE

HEY YOU. yes, you. Right there. No, not the person standing behind you. YOU. You're awesome and i love you, k? Also, thank you for tolerating my random-ass blog and if you'd like to occasionally receive really weird snapchats feel free to add me (lilandabelle). Have a nice day xoxo love you

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forgottenwinterfrost:

aelx:

ipoog:

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

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1. Because a woman brought into this world will inevitably be given pepper spray “just in case.”

2. Because by sixteen, a young girl knows how to avoid being sexually assaulted, while a boy of the same age does not fear sexual assault in the slightest.

3. Because a girl who mocks men is a bitch, and a boy who mocks women is joking.

4. Because a girl who has sex is a slut, and a boy who has sex is a man.

5. Because in a murder, the killer is at fault, but the blame of rape is often put on the victim.

6. Because we teach girls how not to get raped instead of teaching anyone simply not to rape.

7. Because a woman should put more clothes on if her outfit makes a man uncomfortable, because his self control is her responsibility.

8. Because feminists just need to chill out.

9. Because a 22 year old sex-obsessed virgin can murder 7 people, and the problem is that someone should’ve just slept with him.

10. Because not all men are predators, but yes, all women are prey.

There’s a fucking womanifesto for you.

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

applebright:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

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Anonymous asked:

youtube(.)com/watch?v=5hIKKYv_3Ic&NR=1&feature=fvwp WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH IS THIS BRITISH HUMOR IF SO IT IS TERRIFYING

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

OH NOOOOO I SAW THAT IN ART CLASS LAST YEAR IT’S CREEPY. THIS IS BRITISH HUMOUR. BASK IN IT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrbhIfrCpC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqhlQfXUk7w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIDquJbDFf0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_IQwcVjsgo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=g2KsZHRrFpU&feature=endscreen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4wBLUBa8YI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4doJ-9qYWl8

heartcore-whore:

Life hack:
When you make brownies, don’t cut the batch into smaller pieces. Eating the whole thing is okay because it’s only one brownie.

cerseilannisterss:

 #SYMBOLOGY #i have so many feelings about how katniss everdeen is erased so that a symbol bearing katniss everdeen’s face can take her place #and the truth of her doesn’t matter #it will never matter #and she will be remembered in history books the way all (good) women are remembered in history books #as a saint or as a girl in love or a statue with wings on her back #and the actual truth of her—who she really was—will be buried under the memory of the symbol she turned into #importance other people assigned to her that she didn’t want #but she got it anyway and that’s the way the world works sometimes #other people decide that you are important even when you didn’t mean to be important#and then you live with it #whether or not katniss is a symbol of the revolution is not the question. she is one. the question is how she’s going to fight it. #’it’ being the revolution and ‘it’ being the perceptions of her #she fights the revolution #she doesn’t fight the perceptions #she tries for a little while but then she gives up #she rescinds into the trauma of her own life and only the symbology is left standing #the symbology which tells a very different story than the story of a girl who would drown cats if her sister didn’t cry #a girl who maneuvered her feelings for a boy to win a game long before she fell in love with him #a girl who needed to choose between human beings and whose life was at times not heroic at all #history will remember katniss everdeen far more kindly than katniss everdeen will remember her own history #it will erase all the bad parts of her and turn her into that lady liberty painting from the french revolution #which is by the way the painting i forever associate with katniss everdeen #because of symbol problems and the way women are portrayed in revolutionary moments: saints or whores always #and THAT i am obsessed with

cerseilannisterss:

 #SYMBOLOGY #i have so many feelings about how katniss everdeen is erased so that a symbol bearing katniss everdeen’s face can take her place #and the truth of her doesn’t matter #it will never matter #and she will be remembered in history books the way all (good) women are remembered in history books #as a saint or as a girl in love or a statue with wings on her back #and the actual truth of her—who she really was—will be buried under the memory of the symbol she turned into #importance other people assigned to her that she didn’t want #but she got it anyway and that’s the way the world works sometimes #other people decide that you are important even when you didn’t mean to be important#and then you live with it #whether or not katniss is a symbol of the revolution is not the question. she is one. the question is how she’s going to fight it. #’it’ being the revolution and ‘it’ being the perceptions of her #she fights the revolution #she doesn’t fight the perceptions #she tries for a little while but then she gives up #she rescinds into the trauma of her own life and only the symbology is left standing #the symbology which tells a very different story than the story of a girl who would drown cats if her sister didn’t cry #a girl who maneuvered her feelings for a boy to win a game long before she fell in love with him #a girl who needed to choose between human beings and whose life was at times not heroic at all #history will remember katniss everdeen far more kindly than katniss everdeen will remember her own history #it will erase all the bad parts of her and turn her into that lady liberty painting from the french revolution #which is by the way the painting i forever associate with katniss everdeen #because of symbol problems and the way women are portrayed in revolutionary moments: saints or whores always #and THAT i am obsessed with

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Started reading homestuck again
Best/worst decision I ever made

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

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